‘Well I can see that-’
‘There’s cabbage soup, cabbage beer, cabbage fudge, cabbage cake, cream of cabbage-’
‘Yes, Stanley, I think you-’
‘-pickled cabbage, cabbage jelly, cabbage salad, boiled cabbage, deep-fried cabbage-’
‘Yes, but now can-’
‘-fricasse of cabbage, cabbage chutney, Cabbage Surprise, sausages-’
‘Sausages?’
‘Filled with cabbage, sir.’ (GP)