Complete collection of Terry Pratchett quotes by subject and cross-referenced
The University’s proctors were known as lobsters because they went very red when hot and had a grip that was extremely hard to shake off. They were generally ex-army sergeants, and had depths of cynicism unplumbable by any line, and were fuelled by beer. (DW)
Terry Pratchett is one of the great authors and his works are eminently quotable. The blog format was used to allow multiple subjects. For quotes by book go to here or character here.