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Captain's Log #2 2011

5/11/2014

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    Still there are tougher gigs.  Like being leader of NSW Labour.  Or Tony Abbott’s ethics advisor.

    You think I’m joking?  Stop reading this email, turn around and take a good hard look at the person near you.  Not some namby pamby happy smiley thing but a good hard stare.

Yes, exactly.  Bladder-loosening terror.  And you’re probably no better looking yourself.  Welcome to my world.

It will only get worse.  Perhaps I’ll walk the dog.

And what’s with toilet paper?  How come there only ever seems to be a sad 3 or 4 sheets on the roll?  This requires further investigation!

Dear god – let me hold on to my sanity.  I hope I don’t start wearing tinfoil hats.

If you haven’t donated to the  febfast cause why not think about it: 
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