... the people of Quirm called the people of Ankh-Morpork sphincters, mostly for fun. Mostly. (RS)
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'I am a liar for the purpose of amusement, publicity, trivial oneupmanship, personal profit and the gaiety of nations, but I'm not lying to you now'. (RS)
'... it's hard to make things safe until you know they're dangerous.' (RS)
Moist put on his meek face as only husbands and puppies can do ... (RS)
' ... a life without danger is a life not worth living ...' (RS)
Henry and All Jolson were in complete agreement about what made a good meal - namely, calories .... (RS)
'Everyone is just people'. (RS)
... he was allergic to the concept of two seven o'clocks in one day. (RS)
... he ventured to wonder if they ever thought back to when things were just old-fangled or not fangled at all as against the modern day when fangled had reached its apogee. Fangling was indeed, he thought, here to stay. (RS)
... one wrong word from him would send shock-waves around the cavern and the result, whatever it was, would be his fault. Such is the fate of those who work only for the propagation of peace over warfare .... (RS)
'Any three dwarfs having a sensible conversation will always end up having four points of view'. (RS)
... the builder speculates about how far away he can be and with how much money, before the buyer finds that the footings have, in fact, no feet, the septic tank is one foot deep with a tendency to flow backwards, and the bricks owe a lot to that most organic and venerable of all building materials, cow shit. The whole business traditionally begins with a plot, in every sense of the word. (RS)
Moist von Lipwig had done some heavy work once and couldn't see any future in it, but he could look at it for hours ... (RS)
Magnus was an easy-going dwarf and did the wrong thing, which was to be logical. (RS)
Once you had to deal with a ton of overheated octopus, you never for got it. (RS)
It is hard to understand nothing, but the multiverse is full of it. (RS)
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