Quotes from Igor

The only sensible way to hold a conversation with Igor was when you had an umbrella.  (CJ)

People in drought-stricken areas would have paid good money to have Igor pronounce ‘sausages’.  (FE)

... young Master Jeremy was beginning to worry him.  He never laughed, and  Igor liked a good maniacal laugh.  You could trust it.  (TOT)

And then there was Lady LeJean. She gave Igor the willies, and he was a man not usually subject to even the smallest willy..  (TOT)

'I'm an Igor, thur.  We don’t athk quethtionths.’
‘Really?  Why not?’
‘I don’t know, thur.  I didn’t athk.'  (MM)