Casanunda quotes
'How about a date?’
‘How old do you think I am?’ said Nanny.
Casanunda considered. ‘All right, then. How about a prune?' (WA)
'My name’s Casanunda,’ he said. ‘I’m reputed to be the world’s greatest lover. What do you think?’
Nanny Ogg looked him up and down or, at least, down and further down.
‘You’re a dwarf,’ she said.
‘Size isn’t important.' (WA)
'I’m a world-famous liar.’
‘Is that true?’
‘No.’
‘What about you being the world’s greatest lover?’
There was silence for a while.
‘Well maybe I’m only No. 2,’ said Casanunda. ‘But I try harder.' (WA)
... Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to be around, partly because she had a mind so broad it could accommodate three football fields and a bowling alley. (LL)
'Our stars are entwined,’ said Casanunda. ‘We’re fated for one another. I wants your body, Mrs. Ogg.’
‘I’m still using it.' (LL)
'Are you really an outrageous liar?’
‘No.’
‘Why are you trying to rob coaches, then?’
‘I am afraid I was waylaid by bandits.’
‘But it says here,’ said Ridcully, ‘that you are a finest swordsman.’
‘I was outnumbered.’
‘How many of them were there?’
‘Three million.' (LL)
‘How old do you think I am?’ said Nanny.
Casanunda considered. ‘All right, then. How about a prune?' (WA)
'My name’s Casanunda,’ he said. ‘I’m reputed to be the world’s greatest lover. What do you think?’
Nanny Ogg looked him up and down or, at least, down and further down.
‘You’re a dwarf,’ she said.
‘Size isn’t important.' (WA)
'I’m a world-famous liar.’
‘Is that true?’
‘No.’
‘What about you being the world’s greatest lover?’
There was silence for a while.
‘Well maybe I’m only No. 2,’ said Casanunda. ‘But I try harder.' (WA)
... Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to be around, partly because she had a mind so broad it could accommodate three football fields and a bowling alley. (LL)
'Our stars are entwined,’ said Casanunda. ‘We’re fated for one another. I wants your body, Mrs. Ogg.’
‘I’m still using it.' (LL)
'Are you really an outrageous liar?’
‘No.’
‘Why are you trying to rob coaches, then?’
‘I am afraid I was waylaid by bandits.’
‘But it says here,’ said Ridcully, ‘that you are a finest swordsman.’
‘I was outnumbered.’
‘How many of them were there?’
‘Three million.' (LL)